Newly Single - Nobody Expects The...

I have to hand it to Newly. He certainly does a fine send up.

I wonder if it will ever occur to the Church that we live in the 21st century and not the 1st. If the Church, any church, ever joins me in the present instead of trying to drag me into the past, I might be more inclined to look upon it favorably. I still wouldn't join, but I would be less hostile toward it.