chron.com | School official launches sagging pants crusade

DALLAS - A Dallas school board member has had it with baggy pants that overexpose.

Ron Price has asked the Dallas City Council to look at strengthening the law to give citations to those who expose their underwear.

Oh, my goodness. I wonder if I could get the ol' home town to pass a law if I become a school board member and complain about having to look at people's underwear hard enough. Maybe I could even widen the law a bit to include citing women who insist on wearing tops that expose their bra straps. That's really disgusting.

(Please note my tongue is firmly planted in my cheek despite finding it incredibly tasteless to wander around in public with one's undergarments showing.)