Ever have the feeling you're from Mars?
One of the errands I was running this morning was the hunt for a new toilet seat. All I want is a simple padded yellow seat for the Prodigal's bathroom. Or even a simple light blue one. Obviously I'm the only person on Planet Earth who's ever thought of getting a padded seat in either of those colors because there are none to be had in this town. I can't even find any in those colors in that awful plastic the seats are normally made of.
So I've done a cursory hunt for padded toilet seats online. ~ insert that contemptuous noise which sounds like a pig sneezing ~ I can get white seats with all kinds of things embroidered on them. I can even get tan/beige seats with all kinds of things embroidered on them. I even found a site that will custom make me a padded toilet seat in any of several colors including the yellow or light blue I want provided I'm willing to give them my first born child as well as an arm and a leg.
Geez! When did I turn into an alien?
So I've done a cursory hunt for padded toilet seats online. ~ insert that contemptuous noise which sounds like a pig sneezing ~ I can get white seats with all kinds of things embroidered on them. I can even get tan/beige seats with all kinds of things embroidered on them. I even found a site that will custom make me a padded toilet seat in any of several colors including the yellow or light blue I want provided I'm willing to give them my first born child as well as an arm and a leg.
Geez! When did I turn into an alien?
posted by Seitherin | 9/16/2006 01:54:00 PM 
5 Comments:
1.) You have always been a little alien
2.) Let Prodigal Son get his own Toilet Seat and his own sheets and his own pillows and etc etc etc
I prefer to think of myself as exquisitely eccentric.
As for the Prodigal getting his own toilet seat . . . that sounds good in theory but I have to use his bathroom since mine is still broken and I'm tired of sitting of a broken seat. Besides, I've always been an advocate of bathroom comfort and padded seats are the height of comfort.
~ snortle ~
get your toilet fixed and lock him out -hehehehuh
But if I did that, who would clean the litter boxes?
train the cats to use the toilet and flush it - they would probably be neater than the Prodigal Son
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